BARRYMORE BREAKDOWN: Claims "I'm Jedward's dad!" & makes bird noises

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Whoa....... This is some sad sh*t! Michael Barrymore was once the king of Saturday night television, with millions more viewers than Simon Cowell could dream of, but these days he isn't welcome on-screen after a series of public disasters culminated in a suspicious death in the swimming pool of his Essex home. This weekend, he was invited onto an Irish chat show, where he proceeded to make chicken noises, run around the studio audience and then insist that he was 'X Factor' twins John & Edward's real father. Do you think he has totally lost it??

Is he just drunk, do you think? Or is he using drugs again??? He really is such a sad mess!

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VERNON KAY'S CHEATING SEX-TEXTS

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Squeaky-clean TV presenter Vernon Kay has been caught with his pants down, after being exposed for sending explicit sex-texts to a glamour model behind his wife Tess Daly's back.

Kay sent the filthy messages to topless model Rhian Sugden, and although they've never enjoyed a physical relationship, no doubt Tess will be furious. The couple share two children (daughters Phoebe, five, and Amber, 8 months). A friend predicted that the news will have "gone down like a lead balloon", adding that she won't hold back in "dishing out a rollicking".

How stupid is he?!!! His contract with ITV is just about to end, and he presents a show called 'Family Fortunes'. I'm not certain that the network will think he's upholding family values now.

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Kym Marsh thinks we should all leave Katie Price alone. Fat chance!!!

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'Coronation Street' star Kym Marsh has chosen to stick her beak in to defend Katie Price. Talking about Price's recent marriage to Alex Reid in Las Vegas, Marsh told New magazine:

"I'm really pleased for them. I think they are very good for each other. I said from the start of Celebrity Big Brother that Alex seemed like a nice bloke and he proved me right. I just wish everyone would stop giving Katie such a hard time, and give up on all this Team Price or Team Andre business.
People split up all the time! I know some of it is fuelled by the fact that they talk about it to the press and it's certainly not something I would do when there are kids involved but that doesn't mean Katie doesn't have the right to be happy! Congratulations!"

Ok....... I should probably count to ten before I react to this spaz.

Is she f***ing blind?!!!!! People couldn't give two sh*ts about the fact that Katie Price split up with Peter irrelevant Andre. People give that slapper a "hard time" because of the disgusting way she publicly treated a human being, and the way she disposes of husbands, friends and (worst of all) her children whenever it suits her. Read a f***ing newspaper, you silly thick twat!!!

I'll leave Kym with a suggestion - next time you get plastic surgery, get your mouth sewn up!

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New from Amy McDonald!

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Sweet Scottish singer Amy McDonald is back with a new video, 'Don't Tell Me It's Over'.

She's all grown up!!!

Music video via Mercury Records

Jade's boys talk about her every day

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Jade Goody's babydaddy Jeff Brazier has been talking about how their children Bobby (six) and Freddie (5) have been talking about their mummy non-stop since she lost her battle with cervical cancer on Mother's Day last year. In an interview with 'Woman's Own', Jeff explains:

"We talk about her in a very normal capacity. Like when they're cleaning their teeth - Jade was a dental nurse and they're very aware of that. They say things like, 'Mummy did this, didn't she?' or 'Mummy had one of those cars!' You can see she's always on their minds. I'm not expecting them to forget about Jade and I don't want them to. They're constantly around people who were close to their mum.
Mother's Day is hugely significant, but I'm not going to impress that on the boys or remind them how they've been without their mum for a year. I'll say, 'Let's remember mummy, it's Mother's Day', but not mention it's the day mummy died. We'll be going to mummy's special place - her grave. It's beautiful there. We'll make cards and buy some flowers to leave there. We're not going to sit down and talk about Jade because we've been talking about her since the day she died."

I think Jeff's approach to tackling his sons' grief has been remarkable for such a young dad.

Can you believe it's almost a year since Jade died? So much has happened since, especially with her widower Jack Tweed and his huge legal difficulties. At least her boys are doing well.

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Donatella Versace doesn't do natural

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LOL!!!!!!!! This is my favourite quote ever!

Donatella Versace declares: "I don't even know what my natural color is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I just do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables." Isn't she funny? I'm going to adopt Donatella as my mum!

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Rihanna shoots 'Rude Boy'

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Check out these stunning snaps from the Rihanna 'Rude Boy' video shoot. A-m-a-zing!!!!!!!

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Heidi Klum: Functional to Fabulous!

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Check out Heidi Klum's fast fashion fix!

She spruced herself up very quickly at her New York hotel on Monday, as she headed off to a television appearance. You'd hardly believe she gave birth just three short months ago, eh??

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CHARGED!!!!

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Dr Conrad Murray has just been charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of pop superstar Michael Jackson, and will be arraigned later today. He's expected to post bail of $75,000 immediately, and will face trial later this year. If convicted, he'll face 4 years in prison.

It's about time!!!!

Now the LAPD and the DA need to go after everyone else involved in Jacko's death.

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Corinne Bailey Rae sings new material

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Check out Corinne Bailey Rae performing a track from her brand new album 'The Sea'.

Lovely!!!!

Video via BBC One