LOL!!!!

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OMG!!!!!!

Check out the cast of 'Grumpy Old Women' (especially Lesley Joseph, who totally steals the show) becoming Lady GaGa on 'Let's Dance for Sport Relief' earlier tonight. Jaw-dropping!!!!

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Take That's Howard is a cheat too!

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A second Take That star has been exposed as a cheat, just days after Mark Owen's rather spectacular comeuppance. This time it's Howard who's been dipping his dick in a dirty slag.

I'm bored beyond belief writing about this sh*t at this point. Click here to read it if you care.

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Cheryl throws Ashley Cole out after 20 minute visit to marital home

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Cheryl told Ashley Cole to get out of their home just twenty minutes into his visit last night.

The 'Fight For This Love' star, who is bedridden and battling bronchitis, told her cheating husband to pack his belongings and get out as quickly as possible, refusing to acquiesce to requests to spend the night talking about their problems. Apparently, the footballer "thought things would change when he was face to face with her", only to be left "visibly upset" when she wouldn't have a bar of it. I really hope that she sticks to her resolve - she deserves better!

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Kelly Osbourne set for 'Strictly'

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Kelly Osbourne is set to join the brand new series of 'Strictly Come Dancing' this autumn.

Her mother Sharon confirms the news:

"All going to plan, it will happen. She's fabulous - I think she can win it. The weight just dropped off her because she was dancing six days a week. We really want her to do Strictly. It's only a matter of working out her schedule."

Well, Kelly will certainly have a big advantage if she signs up to do 'Strictly' - she already did 'Dancing with the Stars' in America a few months ago, so she'll know almost all the routines!!!

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Jude Law seals custody agreement

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Jude Law has finally reached a custody agreement with his former lover Samantha Burke.

He will see his lovechild daughter Sophia, who is just five months old, twice a year. This will include a visit around Christmas each year. During a recent meeting at a Miami, Florida hotel, Jude met his daughter for the first time and agreed to pay child maintenance at over $5,000 (£3,300) a month. A source says the meeting was "fleeting" and "businesslike", with Jude requesting Samantha never talk about their relationship in the press. It doesn't exactly sound like the most tender of father-daughter moments, but at least he's met his child now, right???

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Charlotte Church talks weight loss

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Check out Charlotte Church discussing her dramatic weight loss with Jonathan Ross.

She looks great!!!

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Ashley & Cheryl Cole back under the same roof - what's going on?!!

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Ashley and Cheryl Cole were finally reunited at their marital home late on Friday evening.

The footballer returned from the French rehab clinic where he's been receiving treatment for a busted ankle, heading into their Surrey mansion in the back of a Range Rover with his head covered. Sources say he was "anxious" to get home for a long-overdue face-to-face with his estranged wife, but I'm hoping that feeling is one-sided. Let's hope she won't listen to him!!!!!

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Mark Owen checks into rehab

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Take That singer Mark Owen will check into rehab tonight for help with alcohol addiction.

His wife has kicked him out in the wake of revelations that he cheated on her more than ten times, and she's been spotted not wearing her wedding ring. A friend says: "Mark has made the difficult decision to check into a clinic to deal with all his issues, which include drinking. Obviously, he has got a lot to work out – he needed urgent help." I'm not sure if alcohol is genuinely the cause of someone cheating, plenty of people get drunk every weekend and remain faithful to their partners, but it seems like any kind of intensive therapy will help Mark.

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Sara Cox gives birth to a girl

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Sara Cox has welcomed a baby daughter at 830am this morning, naming the child Renee.

Talking on her Twitter, she wrote: "Hi y'all, we had a beautiful baby girl at 8.30 this morning. She's called Renee. So happy xxx." Big congratulations to Sara and her big happy family! :-)

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Teenager charged with SuBo break-in

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A 16-year old boy has been arrested and charged in connection with breaking into Susan Boyle's home in Blackburn, Scotland earlier this year on January 26th. The police confirmed:

"A 16-year-old youth has been arrested and charged in connection with a theft that happened at a property in Yule Terrace, Blackburn, on January 26. He will now be subject to a report to the Children's Reporter."

Hopefully this will set SuBo's mind at ease, to some extent.

Do you remember how she disturbed the little bugger when arriving home from recording the Haiti tribute track???? It must have been totally terrifying to find somebody in your home :-(

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