Will Kelly Brook never learn?!!

Tags: alesha dixon, britain's got talent, kelly brook, simon cowell, strictly come dancing.

Oh lord...... Kelly Brook has suggested she'd be a good replacement for Alesha Dixon if, as has been rumoured, she quits the 'Strictly Come Dancing' judging table later on this autumn. Kel reckons she'd be perfect because she "recognises what it takes to be a performer and what it takes to to take something from being the normal dance to something phenomenal."

Ok Kelly, let's go back 12 months.........

Remember when you were hired to be a reality show judge before? On 'Britain's Got Talent'? Simon Cowell didn't think you were good enough to last the season. In fact, he didn't think that you were good enough to last a week. Stick to what you're good at, love - those boobs really are lovely, and you do such a good job at whacking them out for the lads' mags. Plus, those envelopes aren't going to open themselves if you're not on the red carpet, are they???

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