Lindsay's in denial

Tags: alcohol, arrest, drugs, dui, lapd, lilo, lindsay lohan, los angeles, police, samantha ronson, warrant.

As Johnny Ikon reported earlier, Los Angeles police have a $50,000 warrant out for Lindsay Lohan's arrest which stems from her DUI arrests in 2007. Linds is denying all knowledge, releasing a statement claiming: "This warrant for my arrest is completely fabricated and it's a horrendous lie. This will make me lose every single deal that I have right now. It's horrible."

Errrrm, just in case you were starting to feel sorry for her, don't bother - the LAPD issued a counter-statement shortly after saying they are after Lohan, saying: "It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner."

Don't worry Lindsay, I have an idea!! Pack up your strap-on, your fake tan and some spare leggings and go on the run with SaMANtha. It'll be just like Thelma and Louise. Is it just me hoping for a car chase with Lindsay frantically snorting her stash before the cops catch her?