"I was married to Michael Jackson"

Tags: jacko, michael jackson, shellie doreen smith.

A woman called Shellie Doreen Smith has filed legal papers in Los Angeles to claim that she was secretly married to Michael Jackson during the 1970s, saying that they tied the knot at some hotel in New York, but she can't remember where or the exact date. She also reckons that all witnesses were employees of the fictional hotel, and now she needs spousal support.

I think it can safely be assumed that Shellie might be a little bit f***ing crazy...........

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