Lindsay Lohan appears in court

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Troubled actress red-carpet ligger Lindsay Lohan has made an overdue court appearance.

The judge Marsha Revel was absolutely resolute in imposing the new bail conditions she believes necessary - she insisted a SCRAM bracelet must be fitted whether it interferes with photo shoots or not, and banned Lindsay from travelling to Texas to continue working on a movie, telling her she must be available in Los Angeles for random drug testing. Lindsay eventually accepted the conditions, and said she understands that she is now banned from consuming alcoholic beverages and must have a SCRAM bracelet fitted in the next 24 hours.

Lindsay was warned that if she misses a weekly drug test, it will be treated as a dirty test, resulting in her forfeiting bail conditions. She has to continue with Right On alcohol classes.

The judge made it absolutely clear that she told Lindsay to attend her alcohol classes every week, and that "making missed classes up" in later weeks is absolutely not acceptable. The prosecutor also requested that Lindsay prove that her passport was really missing last week and that she had tickets booked to get back to LA. She'll have to prove this at the formal probation violation hearing, which they have all agreed will take place on July 6th, at 8.30am.

My favourite moment from the hearing was when Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley attempted to convince the judge that the SCRAM bracelet wasn't necessary, and the judge swiftly informed her she had 30 minutes worth of records to read out to prove it was. Eeeek!!

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Prescription pills with Monjack's body

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Prescription pills, but no illegal drugs, were found next to Simon Monjack's body, exactly as they were when his wife Brittany Murphy passed away just five months ago, TMZ reports.

There was no sign of suicide, so the LAPD have left the scene. It's with the coroner now :(

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Big Brother is coming!

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Check out the funeral-style advert, featuring an assortment of nobodies ex-housemates, for the forthcoming 'Big Brother 11' series. There's a few long-forgotten z-listers to be seen here.

Will you be tuning in to the final series? Or are you so over it that you'll give it a miss?????

Video: Endemol/Channel 4

BOOM!!! Is the Beckhams' marriage set to implode over infidelity claims?

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OMG - here we go again!!! Can the Beckhams' marriage survive more infidelity allegations?

These specific rumours have been circulating for at least a year to my knowledge, and now they've made their way to the front cover of 'Famous' magazine in Australia. One of these stories reportedly involves a female celebrity. Do you think the Beckhams will respond????

Image: Famous magazine

New from Chris Brown!

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Check out the brand new video from Chris Brown for new track 'Deuces', featuring Tyga.

Thoughts???

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Sarah Ferguson raises a smile

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Poor Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York made her first public appearance last night following her exposure over the weekend in the cash-for-access row with ex Prince Andrew.

I'm so surprised that people have been so quick to judge Fergie this weekend. Have people got any idea that the Royal Family gave her nothing when she divorced, and is given support totalling just £15,000 a year? What the f*** is a duchess supposed to do with that? It's high time that The Queen and Andrew stepped up and took responsibility - they took a young girl and made it impossible for her to hold a normal job, and she's the mother of two princesses.

Sarah bravely attended the Variety Children's Charity annual Hollywood dinner last night, where she was honoured for her charity work. I've seen Sarah's work with the disabled first hand, and know how much of her time she puts into it. I hope people will be understanding.

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Expecting?

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Well, the evidence speaks for itself. I guess congratulations are in order for Alicia Keys???

The star showed off her bump at the Radio 1 Big Weekend on Saturday, and despite no confirmation from her or her partner Swiss Beatz' reps, I think the cat's out of the bag now!!

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Save it for the judge, Lindsay

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Check out Lindsay Lohan's bizarre plea for freedom on this video posted online today.

I'm not sure what her chances are of staying out of jail, and I don't know why she thinks this video will make any difference. If anything, she'll just p*ss the judge off. We'll find out today!!!

Video: Hollywood.tv via Youtube

Simon Monjack found dead

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In a bizarre echo of his wife Brittany Murphy's death five months ago, Simon Monjack has been found dead at his Hollywood Hills home after suffering cardiac arrest, TMZ is reporting.

Simon had previously had a heart attack. The coroner has already launched an investigation.

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Bad luck continues for Kate Moss as her house floods with sewage

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Ewwww!!! Remember my story about Kate Moss's house being robbed while she slept?

Thought it couldn't get any worse?

Well, it has. While Kate's off working on a modelling shoot in St. Barts (picture above), her house has flooded with sewage causing £100,000 worth of damage. Furniture, rugs, clothes and even photographs by renowned snapper Mario Testino have all been ruined after her basement pump seized up and burst. A pal says the house is "a complete disaster zone with mud, gunge and sewage everywhere," adding that she'd only recently splashed out having some walls redone with expensive Farrow & Ball paint. For once, I don't envy Kate one bit!!!

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